In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Welp...herpes.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
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who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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