you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
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We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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