I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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