he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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