at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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