I bet he comes in French.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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