Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
you will always have a special place in my vag
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Will exercising make me less horny?
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