I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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