I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Im just a social blackout drinker.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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