I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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