Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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