It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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