Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
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i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
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and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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