I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
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you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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