Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Someone shattered a urinal.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
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im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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