we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
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You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
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He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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