i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.