some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
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Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless