I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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