i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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