Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
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But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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