Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Randomize
