I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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