Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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