Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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