I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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