I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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