there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
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when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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