mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
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her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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