But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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