Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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