Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
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I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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