No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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