The maid of honor just puked.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
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you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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