want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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