i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
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Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
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She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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