So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
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Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
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