How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
home. puking in laundry basket.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
