btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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