I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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