Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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