i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
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Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
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Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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