waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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