the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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