i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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