Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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