So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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