I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
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just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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