he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You're earring is so big in my mouth
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Randomize
