dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
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The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
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Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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