Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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