Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
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Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
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Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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