I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i came on her dog
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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