we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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