I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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