i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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